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there's a man and his wife in bed. the man farted
"what?" asked his wife
"i just scored a goal"said the man
the wife got the idea and farted also
"there"she said "1 all now!
this went on for a while until the man shit himself
"what's that?" asked his wife
"half timne. swap sides"
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha, I think I heard a similar one already.